Madonna appears in a new Louis Vuitton campaign in which she looks much younger than her 50 years, thanks to a little thing called Photoshop!
And look! No crazy ass pulsating veins popping out of her arms!
But of course, her legs are spread. As always. Bitch sits like she has a swollen nutsack all the time.
Madge, who is already a multimillionaire many times over, was paid an astonishing $8+ MILLION for doing this shoot!!! If the nutsack comment didn’t make you gag, that fun fact might have.
Besides her majesty, I will say that I am loving the shoes in these shots – they are freaking hawt!
Hey… it’s not like Louis Vuitton would ever accept those veins and wrinkles show up in his prints
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Dang it! Why didn’t they ask us to do the ads? I’d be happy with shoes as payment… Plus they’d have 2 hot chicks in their ad instead of an old lady ;P