Hey Smackaholics, have I got a little something up my sleeve for you!
Are you a bitch and proud of it? Of course you are, otherwise you wouldn’t be a Smackaholic!
Spicy has teamed up with MaterialBITCH.com to giveaway one Material BITCH MediEVIL Logo Tee!
You SO know you want this!
Taking it back to the older school with this sweet, classic dragon-crown-heart design. Show your useless friends you can wear shirts that have more then just profane words. Actually it still says Bitch, but really small ya wuss. Tramp stamp on back, as usual.
How to Win:
- Leave a comment with a legitimate email address (in case you win!) and tell me what makes YOU a bitch!
- Contest open to U.S. residents ONLY!
- Winner will be announced Tuesday, December 9th!
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GOOD LUCK!
XOXO – Spicy
hmmm, where to start……
I say what I mean and I mean what I say.
I don’t dance around the subject-ask for my opinion and you’ll get it point blank, whether it be pleasant or NOT.
If I don’t like you I won’t pretend I do, you’ll pretty quickly know which way I’m leaning.
I won’t be used or betrayed, if you do it’ll be last you see of me after I tell you what a piece of shit you are.
I stand up for what I believe especially if it involves my kids, one of which is autistic, or my dogs, who just happen to be pit bulls and constantly get criticized for many times no apparent reason.
Shall I list more? This list can be longer
I’m a BITCH because I did your boyfriend.
Hey Spicy! Nice shirt!!!!!!! I want it!!!
I am a bitch because I kicked my best friend outta my apartmen once I found out she was doing my man. (hopefully not the chick above) apparently THAT makes me a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
What makes me a bitch? I learned it at the hand of my mother. That’s where all the best bitches come from, mom. Even that weasel Perez Hilgag says it was his mother’s incessant backstabbing the neighbors by gossip, and that’s where he learned how to be a bitch. Me too. But I don’t do really bad drawings of penis and sperm, for attention that he has to pay for. I just sit back and let the retard roll. Easy, see?
I don’t let people walk all over me or others that are unable to defend themselves. I will stand my ground and fight for people and issues that I believe in . I will always tell you the truth….so be sure you really want to know if your hair looks like shit or if you look like a pig in those jeans. n
I’m a bitch because ain’t nobody happy less I’m happy.
I’m also a bitch because I hate you for taking the name Spicy Pants before I thought of it…
hi spicy
because i don’t let others persuade my actions.
queen b yall
~N
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My gf is a major bitch. I would like this for her!
i am a bitch because i don’t let boys get to first base until we have gone out a couple times!
I am a bitch because i would look better than all of you in that shirt
I’m a bitch because my farts smell like rotten flesh.
Yes please
“What makes YOU a bitch?”
My smart, sexy, and snarky double X chromosomes.
I’m a bitch cause i say what i want and dont give a shit what people think. I say what i want, when i want & i get what i want when i want it!!!!!! If i dont like what people say i’ll let them know. If someone asks if they look good and they dont…I tell them!!!!!!! I dont care if people like me, my bitch friends do! Dont get mad cause i’m Beautifuler then you!
im a bitch because i once caught my friends boyfriend in bed with another girl, both passed out drunk and naked. after i stole her clothes and keyed her brand new mustang, i pissed in his lemonade, and then put a pitch fork thru the windshield of his nova.
There are some GREAT answers! Love you bitches!!
I’m a bitch (or so I’m told) – because I’ll tell you like it is – whereever and whenever you need to hear it, no matter who is there.
I carry myself with class and confidence. I don’t let anyone or anything get to me because I know who I am. I do stand up for myself and the things I believe in, though I know that being tactful means knowing how to not go too far. This makes people believe I think I am better than everyone else – which makes me a bitch.
Because my motto is: Fuck ‘em and Feed ‘em Fish Heads!
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I’m a major bitch because my boyfriend is a recovering drug addict and I throw that back in his face all the time, and I don’t feel even alil bit guilty about it at all. He needs to know these things, and I’m here to point it out to him. Kisses <3
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i want the shirt! lol