We all know that Lindsay Lohan loves the cock – no matter if she is in a relationship with Samantha Ronson or not.

We also know that Sean Penn likes young startlets. So when these two met up at Penn’s recent private party for Milk, the animal attraction was noticed by all.

The party was held at New York’s, The John Dory, a restaurant which Penn owns a piece of.

When Lindsay arrived she promptly sat by Penn, who “nuzzled” and held her.

The two reportedly looked very comfortable together, and before long, left to attend an after party.

And you wonder why Sam gets so jealous of Lindsay. Lindsay needs sex! She needs to be loved all the time. And by loved I mean get the sh*t plowed out of her.

She hasn’t changed just because she is with Samantha..

Lindsay is a classic example of someone looking for love in bed because her parents never loved her the way they should have. So she seeks it between the sheets.

She and Sam are doomed.

Trust.