Katy Perry drunk and rubbing all over some half naked guy – DSF

Paris Hilton leaves her colored contacts at home – BST

FOX screws up, shows football players peen on TV and damnit I missed it! – Y!

Marissa Miller and a motorcycle – UMC

James Blunt is a (rhymes with Blunt) in a monkey hat – HM

Tila Tequila has her own book now, bitch please – WB

Which hunk is going to be a daddy? – PT