Hot & hungry young runway models in bikinis – UMC

Miley Cyrus and her really ugly sister – DSF

Nice underwear, Lily Allen! – HM

Proof that Paula Abdul is out of her mind on drugs! – BST

Bea Arthur is honored – PB

George Clooney’s wax figure looks better than him – ABH

No one is interested in buying Ashlee Simpson’s baby’s first pics – TB

Oh, so Katy Perry is sudenly a comedianne? – WB

I think Nicole Richie’s baby looks like daddy, but cuter – CK

Hmm..shall I call it a rabbit-toe? – POP

Golden Globe nominations – CW

Damnit, OJ is separated from other inmates – GB