Miranda Kerr lingerie photo shoot – UMC

Courtenay Semel private pics – DSF

Um, never stand by your airbrushed picture. It makes you look bad – HM

Audrina Patridge never looks directly into the camera -

Someone stick a cork up Puffy’s ass ‘cuz I am sick of hearing it talk – ABH

Full House fattie gets skinny – CK

Scarlett Johansson does UK Cosmo – DS

Kate Moss HAWT in China Vogue – UMC

Top Chef dude gets hitched, has major chicken legs – EB

Avril Lavigne blames everyone else for her sucking – WB

WIN Snow Patrol – POP

The Real Housewives of Orange County are blog commenters – PTO

Even Santa likes big fake ones – DSF

Check out Ashlee and Pete’s baby, it’s ugly – GTA

When I worked at KFC in 1988 we smoked weed in the bathrooms – we didn’t bathe in the sinks – Y!

Santa twitters and he is telling you what you’re getting this year – TW

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens in a sex shop – TB

Kathy Griffin is such a cool gay man – PB

Non pregnant hobo – CW

Random 80s celebs spotted together – BBB

Matthew McConaughey’s kid is adorable! – CR

Who has herpes again? – AL

Gwyneth Paltrow probably had her boobs done – GB

Bad fashion – A!

Controversial Barbie – BB

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