New poll shows Simon Cowell is more famous than God in Britain – HM

Ellen and Britney Spears go Christmas caroling – DSF

Santa loves boobs – UMC

The new Thelma & Louise – A!

Halle Berry nip slip – BST

Adam Walsh’s murderer officially named – BS

David Archuleta is so not sexy – GB

Kim Kardashian has a calendar – Y!

Madonna gets all teary eyed when serenading A-Rod – NZH

Paris Hilton is on the prowl - TB

For the Nip/Tuck lovers – PB

Lindsay Lohan snorting and blogging at 6:42am – EB

Kid Rock stinks – CR

Nicole Richie not working on album – CW