At least that’s what the Aborigines think after seeing the actress play the didgeridoo on German television.

You see, in the Aborigine culture, women are not allowed to play the instrument due to their belief that it will leave them unable to have children.

Hmmm…I played one in my early 20s. Maybe that’s why I never could have kids, heh. Birth control, bitches!

Of course Daily Mail contacted an ‘Aboriginal language teacher’ with a totally white bread name, (Richard Green), and asked him to comment on Nicole’s regrettable mistake.

“People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it’s all right. But it will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”

Sorry about your luck Nicole.

So you heard it here first, folks. No more children for Nic! Heh.

One thing is certain, these pics are absolutely perfect for a “Caption That” contest!