Rumors have been flying that uber diva Jennifer Lopez and her creepy looking hubby, Marc Anthony, are totally on the rocks – and have been for sometime.

Hahahaha!  I knew this would happen and called it back when they first got together.

Marc and J. Lo hooked up while he was still married to former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres (with two children). One week after the divorce from Torres was final – he wed Lopez. Not a great way to start a new marriage.

And like his marriage to Lopez, he renewed his vows with his ex-wife shortly before the couple called it quits.

Page Six is reporting that Jennifer has been sending her assistant on the road with her husband to make sure he isn’t sticking his peen where it doesn’t belong.

The couple have also put their $8.5 million Bel Air estate on the market. They were married there in June 2004.