Rumors have been flying that uber diva Jennifer Lopez and her creepy looking hubby, Marc Anthony, are totally on the rocks – and have been for sometime.

Hahahaha!  I knew this would happen and called it back when they first got together.

Marc and J. Lo hooked up while he was still married to former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres (with two children). One week after the divorce from Torres was final – he wed Lopez. Not a great way to start a new marriage.

And like his marriage to Lopez, he renewed his vows with his ex-wife shortly before the couple called it quits.

Page Six is reporting that Jennifer has been sending her assistant on the road with her husband to make sure he isn’t sticking his peen where it doesn’t belong.

The couple have also put their $8.5 million Bel Air estate on the market. They were married there in June 2004.

Barack that body, Obama!

Britney Spears posted a Christmas card on her website (BritneySpears.com) for all of her fans to enjoy.

The card features herself and her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Also available on Britney’s site, a fully customizable 2009 calendar. You can pick your own style, as well as add your own text and photos.

New York Jets defensive end Sean Ellis must have grown tired of all the Seahawks fans pelting snowballs at his team throughout Sunday’s game at Qwest Field.

Or maybe he was frustrated that the Jets suffered a devastating 13-3 loss to the less than mediocre Seahawks, dampening any playoff hopes Favre and his team may have had.

Or maybe it was both.

Whatever the case, Ellis was frustrated enough to throw a large snowball back at a Seahawks fan after the game.

Now, I know that professional athletes should never let their emotions get away with them, this is why they make the big bucks. But I was at that game and was embarrassed by all the morons who acted like they had never seen snow before.

They were hurling snowballs at fans on lower levels (I almost got hit by a couple), security staff, referees, Santas that were roaming the stadium, and yes, the Jets players.

Despite Qwest Field threatening ejection from the game if caught, fans kept the snowballs coming.

So really, do I blame Sean Ellis for getting a little revenge? Not really. Was it the professional thing to do? No.

Did the fans have it coming? Hell yeah.

Stephanie Seymour tries to pull a Jessica Alba, on all fours, on the beach – DSF

More topless pics of Amy Winehouse and some super goon – HM

Even MORE Britney Spears Circus promos! – UMC

Avril Lavigne and her super PUNK 2009 calendar!! – BST

Lily Allen looking good in super sexy little number – Y!

Shannen Doherty is gross, always has been always will be – WMB

David Beckham is always eye candy – PB

Entourage’s Adrien Grenier, super hottie with a heart – EB

Rihanna is drunk – CR

Bid on signed ‘Spirit’ posters – GW

Mary Kate Olsen loves the recession – TB

Spencer and Heidi stage more photos – BBB

Paris Hilton is devastated after her home was burglarized – GB

Janet Jackson sighting and she doesn’t look too happy – CK

Ashlee Simpson goes back to blond – CW

I seriously doubt that Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with Angelina Jolie – BS

Snow angels are against the rules in the NFL – BB

Courtney Cox and David Arquette growing apart? – POP

J. Lo does a jig – A!

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‘Facebook Girl’ – The Stalker Rap

Former Bond girl and Irish model, Celine Cawley, was found dead on December 15th, a victim of a violent homicide.

Cawley had been bludgeoned to death with a brick in her home in Ireland. Her husband told police he came home from walking his dogs and saw a masked man fleeing their home. He claims he discovered his wife on the back patio critically wounded.

She died an hour later in the hospital.

After being questioned by authorities, police have formally charged Eamonn Lillis with the murder of his wife and have taken him into custody.

The couple have a 16-year-old daughter together.

Cawley had appeared in the 1985 film, ‘A View to a Kill.’

While in Brazil touring, Ice Queen Madonna hooked up with a smoking hot model, Jesus Luz, while doing an exclusive photo shoot for W magazine.

Madonna and Jesus – what creepy names for a couple who is doing the nasty!

Madge’s New York Yankee boy toy, Alex Rodriguez, probably wouldn’t be too happy about his granny girlfriend’s fascination with the young, hot model, whom she invited to follow her from Rio de Janeiro to her Sao Paolo show.

Brazilian website Glamurama says,

“‘Everyone knows they are ficando!’ Which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”

Ha! I hope this rumor is true. Screw A-Rod and his cheating ass.

He was willing to destroy his marriage over not being able to control his dick and thinking that Madonna would be his one, true soul-mate. So much for that! As they say, if a person leaves their spouse for you, then they will surely leave you for someone else..

Homewreckers! All of them!

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Every time I see Adam Sandler’s daughter, Sadie, I think of a little Amy Winehouse!

Seriously, she is the spittin’ image!

Above: a young Amy dressed as Minnie Mouse.

Topless Amy Winehouse is enjoying a sunny vacation on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia this holiday season.

The singer has been spotted frolicking the beaches, looking like she has gained a little weight since entering a London clinic to kick her nasty drug habit.

A source says that Amy has even taken up exercise in her bid to quit drugs.

“She has hired a personal trainer. She’s very enthusiastic about her sessions and bounds in to work out on the bikes, weights and Power Plate.”

Just to see her without cocaine all over her face and no fresh cuts on her body is an improvement!

Good for Amy. I still find it hard to believe she is 100% clean, but I do hope she is!

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