Scroll down for Jerry Seinfeld in drag!! – DSF

Olivia Munn wears panties on her head – BST

Top 5 1980s hunks – ABH

Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell? – CK

Amy Winehouse’s London home robbed – POP

Rihanna’s outfits are sometimes a bit much – A!

Pubicists are piranha too – HM

I’m sure he’s cool Drew, but he looks like a really big 9-year-old! – GB

John Mayer on to his next flavor or the week – WB

Rebecca Romijn already lost the baby weight – CW

David Beckham doing what he does best – PB

Suzanne Somers is cuckoo – TB

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Boinkin’ Balloons

Renee Zellweger waves to fans and poses for photos outside the “Late Show with David Letterman” studios.

Zellweger made an appearance to promote her new film “New in Town” due in US theaters on January 30th. In the film, Zellweger plays Lucy Hill, a Miami businesswoman who adjusts to her new life in a tiny Minnesota town. Harry Connick, Jr. also stars in the film.

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Gwen Stefani and nanny take Kingston and baby Zuma to a park in Los Angeles.

Kingston kicked up the sand in the sandbox while Zuma caught a breeze on the swings.

[Photograph:Tomas Maidana, PacificCoastNews.com]

From the 1992 album of the same name, it’s Erotica by Madonna.

Erotica and Bedtime Stories are my two favorite Madonna albums. They’re naughty, danceable and oozing of sex!

In my opinion this is the best remix of the Erotica single and believe me, there are tons of them..

Madonna in her prime!

Whitney Houston is completely content with her new, positive, sober life and she wants to surround herself with optimism so that’s why she is refusing to do any sappy, sad songs on her new album.

Houston, who has not released an album since 2003, has been working on a comeback LP over the past year. The record is expected the hits stores by the end of 2009.

Whitney has been collaborating with Ne-Yo on the album. He says her new stuff is definitely a reflection of her new life.

He says, “People are expecting something fantastic and I think they are going to get it. Whitney doesn’t want any sad songs on this record. She isn’t going for tear jerkers. She’s happy raising her children and wants her music to reflect that. It’s already sounding great.”

Visit Whitney Houston’s official website, http://www.whitneyhouston.com.

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ABC is casting for the next season of The Bachelor already.

They are hoping to find America’s most eligible man! Producers are looking a bachelor who is ambitious, charming, in his late 20s or early 30s, successful, and ready to settle down.

TO SUBMIT (or nominate someone):

Email ALL the information requested below to: Bachelor14Casting@gmail.com

You MUST include the following information:

1. Your name
2. Age
3. Occupation
4. Contact email and phone number
5. A brief bio, including why you would be great for this show
6. Recent photo
7. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration

A worn-out looking Lily Allen leaves her home in London, England.

Allen says she recently started hitting the bottle again, mostly because she is more comfortable performing after tossing back a couple.

“Yep, I am drinking again. Last night (Wednesday) I had my first drink. There’s no way I can get on stage without a drink. I think I’m funnier when I’ve had a few. I didn’t find it difficult to stop drinking, I didn’t even think about it. I haven’t really needed a drink but now I’m on tour, it’s fun drinking sometimes. But some things have changed. I’m not drinking any cheap stuff now – only expensive wine will do this time. I’ve gone upmarket.” [WENN]

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Yay, it’s contest time again!

This time I have THREE copies of How to Lose Friends & Alienate People starring Kirsten Dunst, Simon Pegg, Megan Fox and Jeff Bridges.

IMDB:

Sidney Young is a disillusioned intellectual who both adores and despises the world of celebrity, fame and glamour. His alternative magazine, Post Modern Review, pokes fun at the media obsessed stars and bucks trends, and so when Young is offered a job at the diametrically opposed conservative New York based Sharps magazine its something of a shock! It seems Sharps editor Clayton Harding is amused by Young’s disruption of a post-BAFTA party with a pig posing as Babe. Thus begins Sidney’s descent into success – his gradual move from derided outsider to confidante of starlet Sophie Maes – and a love affair with colleague Alison Olsen, that will either make him or break him.

Check out the official website at:  http://www.how2losefriends.com/

How to win:

1. Email Spicy with a legitimate email address, in case you win.

2. Subject line: How2Lose

3. Contest ends Monday, February 2nd, Noon PST.

4. U.S. residents only please!

5. One entry per person, no exceptions.

Good luck!

Ashton Kutcher videos himself crying about his neighbors waking him up – DL

New hottie alert! – BST

Michael Lohan goes off about his contempt for Samantha Ronson – Y!

Simply put, boobs. – DSF

Supermodels backstage – UMC

How to get into a taxi like a lady – HM

Hysterical. I almost wrote about this exact same thing today. What a joke! – CK

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like Mary Poppins – A!

Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth reunited on 90210 set – BSG

I hate the word ‘Bromance’, but if there ever was one, this would be it – ABH

John Mayer dines with cute blonde – SM

Lily Allen likes her men old & rich – POP

What a cold bitch – GB

Mischa Barton says she is no dyke – BS

I’m sorry, but the ‘Under Age’ title really creeps me out – CW

Photoshopped fat celebs – CR

Jessica Alba’s tramp stamp – TB