Billie Piper has the biggest nips you’ve ever seen – DSF

Kristin Cavallari confuses the 70s with the 80s – BST

Katy Perry trying desperately to be hot – UMC

Tell me, how did Amy Winehouse land this piece of ass? – HM

Simon Cowell likes boinking exotic women – CB

Bada Bing, bitch! – ABH

Proof Courtney Love is high again – WB

Oh no, Sanjaya sings. – EB

Gawd, I hate the Real Housewives of OC – POTO

Like every other celeb couple, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell had twins – PT

The City recap – BBB

Alyssa Milano is engaged to some goofy looking dude – POP

Paris Hilton and George Clooney?! Haha, just kidding! – CR

Verne Troyer is a sex addict and his ex is an attention whore – Y!

Dude looks like a lady, and a hot one -at that!  PB

Lindsay says she and Sam are still munching each other’s carpets – TB

WTF! – DSF

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The Assumption Song

Proof that you really don’t know everything..

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Puppeh braggin’ corner..

I’m sorry my puppehs are cuter than yours. Don’t get mad.