Billie Piper has the biggest nips you’ve ever seen - DSF

Kristin Cavallari confuses the 70s with the 80s - BST

Katy Perry trying desperately to be hot - UMC

Tell me, how did Amy Winehouse land this piece of ass? - HM

Simon Cowell likes boinking exotic women - CB

Bada Bing, bitch! - ABH

Proof Courtney Love is high again - WB

Oh no, Sanjaya sings. - EB

Gawd, I hate the Real Housewives of OC - POTO

Like every other celeb couple, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell had twins - PT

The City recap - BBB

Alyssa Milano is engaged to some goofy looking dude - POP

Paris Hilton and George Clooney?! Haha, just kidding! - CR

Verne Troyer is a sex addict and his ex is an attention whore - Y!

Dude looks like a lady, and a hot one -at that!  PB

Lindsay says she and Sam are still munching each other’s carpets - TB

WTF! - DSF

Become a fan of Celebrity Smack on Facebook! - LINK

Follow Spicy on Twitter! - LINK

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The Assumption Song

Proof that you really don’t know everything..

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Puppeh braggin’ corner..

I’m sorry my puppehs are cuter than yours. Don’t get mad.