Wynonna Judd is going to be the new face, and future new body, of the weight-loss pill, Alli.
Judd, 44, has struggled with her weight for years and is ready to take on the role of an inspirational public figure for other women with weight issues.
She says,
“This is about me picking something that I know works for me. I can still plan (my work) and not feel like Alli is dictating my life as I have in the past on other programs. It fits into my schedule. I don’t have diet goals. My goals are to live as happy and healthy as I can. People can see themselves in me and say, ‘You know what? If she can do it, I can do it.’ I hope people will be inspired by the face that I’ve overcome a lot, I’m still here and it’s a miracle.”
I guess it will be safe to assume that Wynonna will be carrying with her an extra pair of pants (or diapers – no joke) everywhere she goes. From what I have read, Alli causes, “sudden, unexpected, explosive diarrhea.” Seriously.
Heh.
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Wynonna having ‘frequent, loose and oily stools’ – NOT something you want your potential customers to envision in their heads during an advertisement….but, there it is….
Not just diarrhea- oily, smelly anal seepage from what I understand. SMELLY. ANAL. SEEPAGE.
I wouldn’t want to sit next to her at the movies….
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I know this will not be put on Wynonna Judd’s website, but Alli will just make you shit your pants! Expect not to leave your home for a while…. Everything you eat, you will shit out.. As long as you don’t eat much food, you won’t crap that much! Hell, you could do that with laxitives .. Even if it works for a while, you will get fat after you stop……. I say, eat less and take laxitives.. Its a sure cure!
Not just oily, smelly anal seepage, but ORANGE “stain all your clothes” seepage.
It sounds like none of you have tried alli and so you are wrong on your information. I’ve been on it for months and have never had ANY diarrhea. As long as you keep your fat lower than 15 grams per meal, you’re fine. All bad effects from alli are totally based on YOUR actions. If you don’t eat too much fat, you don’t get any bad effects. So if you plan to eat Mexican food or cheesecake or something else that’s really high in fat, don’t take Alli for that meal.
REALLY SIMPLE! It’s you. Not the pill.
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