Paris Hilton pulls up in her pink Bentley that screams, “look at me!” at the Arcade boutique on Beverly Drive.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the horn goes, “AHEM!” Heh. I just think the car is entirely too perfect for Paris. It’s just so phallic!

I mean really, what would we expect Paris Hilton to drive, a Smart Car? Yeah, right! Maybe if Smart Cars looked like penises!

In other news, Paris’ official website, ParisHilton.com has been hacked into and was infected with a virus that attaches itself to the computers of visitors to the site. The virus has the ability to steal online bank details. Wow, computers really can imitate real life!

I hate to admit that I adore this outfit Paris has one, but I do..a lot.