Miley Cyrus riding her bike like a sweet wholesome 15-year-old who’s still a virgin – DSF

The only explanation for wardrobe malfunctions this big is the women doing it are simply dumb whores – BST

Rick Astley lives on, in adverts – ABH

Johnny Knoxville going and ruining it for everybody – CK

Paula Abdul in a funky dress – A!

Gwyneth and Madonna both look like hell – BB

Great condom ad – BS

Kate Hudson boobies – UMC

Kimmora Lee Simmons is knocked up – DS

Oh, not these two again.. – POP

The other AI bikini girl – Y!

Lily Allen has a third nipple – TB

Check Britney Spears out! – WB

Is Joaquin Phoenix going to be a rapper? – EB

Steven Tyler and his cup of chowder will gross you out – GB

Is this Katy Perry in a naked self portrait?? – DSF