A very, um, hairy (everywhere) Madonna – DSF

What crawled up Lindsay Lohan’s nose? – HM

Gisele Bundchen at Sao Paulo Fashion Week – BS

Omg, I am seriously worried about Joaquin Phoenix, wtf! Check out these videos of him falling off  a stage and of him rapping – ABH

Now stick thin, these women used to have curves – A!

MLK “I have a dream” video – BB

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in London – PB

Kate Winslet showcases her boulders – Y!

Eddie Murphy trolling for women who are probably trannys – CR

Katy Perry wore a pantsuit and a wig and thought she was all elegant – WB

Pregnant attention whore – POP

Julia Roberts goes off on this slimy paparazzo who won’t eff off and leave her alone – EB

Christina Aguilera throws a birthday bash for son Max – PT

Miranda Kerr bikini – TB

John Mayer to have his own variety show? – GB