Ashton Kutcher videos himself crying about his neighbors waking him up – DL

New hottie alert! – BST

Michael Lohan goes off about his contempt for Samantha Ronson – Y!

Simply put, boobs. – DSF

Supermodels backstage – UMC

How to get into a taxi like a lady – HM

Hysterical. I almost wrote about this exact same thing today. What a joke! – CK

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like Mary Poppins – A!

Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth reunited on 90210 set – BSG

I hate the word ‘Bromance’, but if there ever was one, this would be it – ABH

John Mayer dines with cute blonde – SM

Lily Allen likes her men old & rich – POP

What a cold bitch – GB

Mischa Barton says she is no dyke – BS

I’m sorry, but the ‘Under Age’ title really creeps me out – CW

Photoshopped fat celebs – CR

Jessica Alba’s tramp stamp – TB