Erykah Badu Names Third Child ‘Twitty Milk’

Erykah Badu and baby daddy Jay Electronica welcomed a baby girl into the world Sunday.

It was Badu’s third child and Electronica’s first.

Throughout the labor, the couple sent tweets (updates) on social networking site Twitter, keeping Badu’s 4500 followers in the know. Electronica updated Badu’s Twitter page, “Labor has begun. Everybody stand back. No hospitals. No doctors. No medicine. We’re waiting for the midwife to show.” The baby was born in their Brooklyn home.

As you might figure, Ms. Badu loves Twitter. So much so, that I think she named her baby after it. Introducing…get this…Twitty Milk. Yes, that is the poor baby girl’s name!

But it rhymes with Titty Milk! You can’t do that!

Shouldn’t there be a law against this sort of thing? That poor couple in Sweden (or wherever) weren’t allowed to name their kid Metallica, but we have Erykah Badu naming her kid Titty Milk! Egad!

Heh.

Really, it’s nothing unusual for Erykah whose other children are named Puma, 7, (father, D.O.C.) and Seven, 10 (father, Andre 3000).

These are the Dweezil and Moon Zappas of our time! But I’ll take Moon over Twitty Milk anyday!