Celine Dion upskirt – DSF

Lady Gaga is a glorified stripper – BST

Pete Doherty to give a college lecture? – HM

How to date a Scientologist – ABH

Vanessa Hudgens is growing a beard – Y!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are mastermining their fake divorce – WB

Jessica Alba does Elle – BS

Holly Madison blogs about Playboy job sucking then deletes it – EB

Michael Phelps threatens to quit 2012 Olympics – RAG

Stardust kids mashup – PB

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has a huge gaping hole – CK

Clay Aiken to guest judge on ANTM? – POP

Jessica Alba cried while losing baby weight – PT

Mickey Rourke is a flashy dresser – TB

Jenny McCarthy still looks super fine – UMC

Bad news for Jade Goody – CW

Madonna is trying to make ARod jealous – GB

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