Slash’s wife has big boobs and dresses funny – DSF
Tori Spelling see through no bra – BST
Tameka Foster is stable after surgery – AG
Mickey Rourke makes the best acceptance speeches – ABH
Courtney Love takes the sideboob too far – CK
I noticed Whitney Houston slurring at the Grammy’s too! – PB
A hairy little ashtray – BBB
Everyone in Hollywood has one of those bandage dresses – Y!
Kim Kardashian is dumb, dumb, dumb – WB
Paris Hilton catches Paul McCartney off guard – GH
Sienna Miller at Elle Style Awards after party – HM
Surgery has not been kind to Nikki Cox – TB
Miley Cyrus apologizes, again, for the Asian snafu – CW
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron enjoyed Brazil – ND
I’ve been dress shopping for several occasions coming up. I saw bandage dresses – most were on clearance. Only the anorexics go for those things, I swear. I’m not heavy by any means, but it certainly didn’t look like any of the celebs on me. They must have heavy duty Spanx on under those dresses.