PETA chicks go topless – DSF

Michael Jackson has flesh eating superbug – HM

There aren’t even swimsuits in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue anymore – BST

Who just installed a stripper pole in their bathroom? – ABH

Gwyneth Paltrow must have dressed herself – CK

Paris Hilton is contagious – WB

Eminem’s comeback is in full swing – POP

Pamela Anderson lives in a trailer – TB

American Idol’s Top 36 – PB

Lindsay Lohan’s self mutilation – CR

Leave it – EB