John Mayer is Not a Fan of Britney Spears



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John Mayer recently spoke about Britney Spears saying he would never consider a duet with the pop princess because her lyrics are terrible.

Mayer was actually quite funny when he said,  “I was just talking the other day about how strange the Britney Spears songwriting approach is. Because it’s all about, ‘I’m going out tonight, but nobody look at me.’

“I’ve never met her and I’m not coming down on her, but all of the songs are sort of like, ‘I’m getting all my girls together, we’re gonna go out’ and ‘I’ve got holes cut out for t*ts, I got flashlights on me.’

“And then it’s like, ‘Why’s everybody looking at me? ‘Everybody’s looking at me’ because oh, did you hear verse two, Britney?”

Bwahaha!

I love you, John. Now that we know the boy has brains let’s all gawk at his body, shall we?

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  • http://www.hannihaus.com Hänni

    As if I needed any more reasons to love this boy…

  • MCsquared

    John, stick with the old tits on that pathetic grandma and stalker of Brangelina that you date, Maniston, stop staring at Britney’s titteh’s.

  • TI lovah

    Aniston’s only 45. She has no kids. Can’t be a grandma. But yeah, Peeboy is lame. Did he really tongue Perez?

  • Dear John

    Dear John,

    Can you stop being a famewhore for two seconds? Stop tagging along after the woman and parasitic leech that’s ridden Brad Pitt’s coattails for 5 years a ploy which substitutes for any actual real talent, stop ‘name dropping’ see Britney comments above, stop the press hog antics (hooking up with Pitt”s stalker ex — or are YOU obsessed with Pitt…I do have to say he’s a million upgrades up from your last boyfriend – but John, you have to know, neither you nor your ladypal are on his radar) …John just do what you do best, play the guitar and rip other musicians off.

  • Dear John

    Megan Fox is supposed to be available. That at least would make sense, given that ‘joke’ of yours….and while you won’t get as much press as you would with Brangelina’s 7th poor sad mistreated orphan Aniston, she’s fairly hot…and you’d get loads.

  • Cris Crocker

    Leave Britney ALONE!! You ass!












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