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John Mayer is Not a Fan of Britney Spears

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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John Mayer recently spoke about Britney Spears saying he would never consider a duet with the pop princess because her lyrics are terrible.

Mayer was actually quite funny when he said,  “I was just talking the other day about how strange the Britney Spears songwriting approach is. Because it’s all about, ‘I’m going out tonight, but nobody look at me.’

“I’ve never met her and I’m not coming down on her, but all of the songs are sort of like, ‘I’m getting all my girls together, we’re gonna go out’ and ‘I’ve got holes cut out for t*ts, I got flashlights on me.’

“And then it’s like, ‘Why’s everybody looking at me? ‘Everybody’s looking at me’ because oh, did you hear verse two, Britney?”

Bwahaha!

I love you, John. Now that we know the boy has brains let’s all gawk at his body, shall we?

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Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

A topless coffeehouse has opened in Vassalboro, Maine serving up espresso and a view of a barista’s breasts.

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The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop opened on Monday. A signs outside say, “Over 18 only,” and “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”

Ooogling, free.

150 girls applied for a position – but only 10 landed a job at the topless joint.

Topless barista, Kris Kelley, 43, says the controversy surrounding the place is ridiculous. “It’s just a body part,” she said. “There are more serious issues to worry about in this country than something like this.”

[K]

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Lady Gaga Without Glasses, Pants

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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Lady GaGa before her performance at the VIP Room Theater, Paris, France.

That reminds me, I have to take the trash out..

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[Photos: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day- Clint Eastwood

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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“People have lost their sense of humor. In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth or you will be insulted as a racist. I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a ‘Sam the Jew’ or ‘Jose the Mexican’ – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought. It was just normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. I don’t want to be politically correct. We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.”

-  Clint Eastwood thinks society is too PC these days.

[WENN]

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Such a Waste of a Gorgeous Car.

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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Heidi Montag bought doofus Spencer Pratt a sweet ass 1968 SS Camaro as a so-called early wedding gift.

Proof that good things do not always happen to good people.

[Photograph: © PacificCoastNews.com]

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Most Pierced Woman in the World [Photos-Video!]

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Elaine Davidson holds the Guinness Book of World Record for the female with the most piercings.

[Celebrity Smack]

elaineShe has 6,005 of them and acquired over 1,300 of them in the past nine years. After capturing the record in 2000 with only 462 piercings, she wanted to take it to another level so she continued getting pierced.

Davidson, who is Brazilian born but currently resides in Edinburgh, Scotland,  said, “To break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record. My family [doesn't] even like tattoos or piercings. But I am happy. I decided to change myself and be me.”

[FOX]

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I Love the 80s – “The Future Car”

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

See more funny videos and Technology Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

Introducing the Pontiac Stinger!

This car is the reason why I love the 80s. Everything was just so damn CHEESY!

This flashy little ride has everything you need to live comfortably out of your own car.

The neon green Stinger (gawd, I love that name) has it’s own portable chairs, radio, flashlight, vacuum cleaner, garden hose, and would you believe, a pull out ice chest?!

Everything you need for a beach party! So have fun, live it up tonight, and add a little Stinger to your party.

And good luck finding all the pieces to your car in the morning!

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Bree Walker Embraces Her Deformity [Photos]

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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Bree Walker, a Southern California anchorwoman, was born with the rare condition, ectrodactyly, which is more commonly called lobster-claw syndrome.

The condition causes her fingers and toes to be fused together, taking on a claw-like appearance.

She says that through the 80s and 90s she hid her hands as she broadcast the news, but these days Walker says she is done hiding. She just wants to relax and be herself.

bree-12837Walker, 51, is also playing a sideshow freak on the dark HBO drama Carnivale. Although some disability groups have scoffed at her role Walker says she is doing it to show how people with deformitis were treated back in the early twentieth century.

“When I was a little kid, my oldest brother used to tease me that the only job I’d ever get would be in a carnival as a sideshow freak,” she says. “I’ve spent all my professional life trying to act as if I were not different. I didn’t realize how I’d been hiding the true me all these years.”

“Were I born in the ’20s and working in the Depression-era Dust Bowl, I would have been lucky to have been Sabina,” Walker says. “In those days, there were laws on the books that didn’t allow people with deformities to be in public places during certain times of day, like meal times. So most people born with a physical deformity were either given away to an orphanage, drowned at birth or abandoned to the family closet or cellar.”

Walker is no stranger to controversy. Critics lashed out at her decision to have children years ago as the defect is genetic and the offspring have a 50/50 chance of being born with the condition. Both of her children were, in fact, born with it.  Andrea, 16, and Aaron, 13 have both undergone a series of surgeries each to unfuse their digits.

[USA]

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BFFs

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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Travis Barker and DJ AM have a late lunch at Toast in Los Angeles.

The duo hugs before going their separate ways.

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[Photographs: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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