Ew, ew and ew.

Paris Hilton and new slimy boyfriend Doug Reinhardt are wasting no time swapping body fluids.

The two attended Whitney Port’s birthday at the My House nightclub, an event also attended by Doug’s recent ex, Amanda Bynes.

After leaving, the couple piled in the car and started making out. I think this guy is a lot like Paris. He obviously only wants to stick his peen into her. If he respected her he wouldn’t cram his eager beaver tongue down her throat while the paparazzi cameras flashed.

And if she respected herself, she wouldn’t let him.

It’s not that I am against a little PDA, it’s just that Paris claims she wants to be taken seriously and says she isn’t a whore. But she has yet to prove herself.

Now go enjoy your lunch!  Heh.

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