Ice-T and wifey Coco, were recently snapped in Times Square after attending a stand-up show by Andrew Dice Clay.

T says he and the Diceman have been pals for years and that he was there supporting his pal.

TMZ got an amusing little clip [see the video HERE] of a cameraman who walked with Coco and Ice-T long enough to get a few questions in. And not surprisingly, the conversation turned towards Coco’s attire. The paparazzo pointed out so boldly, “I haven’t seen your wife this fully clothed in awhile. It’s kinda strange.” (I love this guy already.)

Ice pops back with, “It’s winter,” while Coco’s jaw drops to the ground as though she ’s offended that he noticed.

She then complains about the icy temps and decides to prove the camera guy wrong. “There’s some cleavage!” She says. “There is some cleavage! If you really look at it. There’s a see-through top.”  She points to her chest, and gives the guy a look like, dude, you didn’t even LOOK! (I also notice she refers to her boobs as “it.”)

Ice and Coco then cross the street and the TMZ camera guy lets them go. But not because he was polite, but because he wanted to get a shot of that notorious bubble butt squeaking away in those tight ass white jeans.

It’s like a bubble that won’t pop. And believe me, men have tried..!