Vote for Chris Brown at the Kids Choice Awards, heh. – DSF

American Idol’s bikini girl milks her 15 minutes – BST

WIN Watchmen hoodies and goodies! – HM

Star Trek perfume smells like… – ABH

Jewel and Nancy O’Dell had to quit DWTS – BB

Paula Abdul still sporting strange cleavage – A!

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker getting remarried? Egad. – WB

Ciara has a fug weave – POP

Kim Kardashian looks dumpy – Y!

Rihanna will testify if she has to – TB

The Britney Spears Circus continues – SNO

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt – B3

Meet the American Idol Top 13 – PB

Who’s got birthdays today? – CK

Bobby Trendy is still ridiculous – GB

B Real is the Reefer King – ND

Mmmm..how about some cow urine soda pop! – GW

Did Lauren Conrad quit The Hills? – BBB

Jerry Hall is no cougar – GS

Madonna is a beast – CR

Charles Barkley gets a whopping three day sentence – EB

Miley Cyrus promotes her new book – BS

Oprah eats pie – VIP

Vince Vaughan is engaged? – CW

Amy Winehouse charged with assaulting a fan – DS

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Have a good weekend and don’t get too drunk, or this might happen to you!