Mary Carey and Phoebe Price outside Mr Chows in West Hollywood.

I think it is so weird that Phoebe Price claims to be under 30! There’s just no way. Surgery or not – you can tell she is pushing 40. I’m still trying to figure out how she made a name for herself in Hollywood. I have heard she is a model and international film star (huh?) but have yet to see any of her work besides a tiny cameo here or there.

And Mary Carey you either know from the porn industry or from VH1’s Celebrity Rehab/Sober House. I like Mary these days, but there was a time, especially about 5 years ago, where Mary was going out and getting ripped all the time. She was an easy target to make fun of back then.

One time I posted pics of her and a friend (whom I won’t mention because I will hear from her) leaving a club. They were completely plowed. Mary and the friend posed naughtily for the cameras. The friend lifted her skirt and gave us a crotch shot as she sat in the backseat of a car. Too bad there was a clump of toilet paper stuck to her snatch..

Anyhow, Mary has been in and out of rehab a few times and from what we are seeing on the show, she looks to be doing good. Even in these pics, she looks sober. Hopefully she got rid of that controlling mind f*** of a boyfriend.

[Photograph: © Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]