Oh, there are so many things I have to say about this shoot Alex Rodriguez did for Details magazine!

First off, the photo of himself practically boning himself in the mirror is classic!  No ego there!

Secondly, what’s wrong with this pic? Could it be that the top headline is a little ironic being as ‘Jesus’ Luz stole Madonna from A-Rod? Me loves it, of course…

Thirdly, the props in this shoot remind me of a coked out Lohan shoot for GQ a few years back. Remember the one where Lindsay was sprawled out, spread eagle on a mattress with mirrors and tabloids? Weird. The only thing I think of when I see mirrors and mattresses  is a crackhouse.

Well, A-Rod has a similar shoot – mirrors and a very lucky mattress, who stars in all the shots. That mattress is getting more work than a lot of Americans right now. Speaking of, that mattress is fierce! Give him a raise!