Kate Moss forever a cracked out old bag of bones – DL

Spring Break loves Lil’ Wayne – DSF

Zac Efron doesn’t want to chip a nail – BST

I just don’t get the horse clothing line thing with Katie Price, wtf? – HM

Ashton Kutcher posts pics of Demi’s ass on Twitter – ASL

Tara Reid dresses like Mariah Carey – PB

Billy Corgan is a hypocrite – ABH

Reese Witherspoon is happy – POP

Papa Joe is jealous of Tony Romo – TB

A Jonas Brother makes like Miley Cyrus – WB

I swear some fashion designers must be high – A!

Heather Mills sleeps with Burger King – EB

Bruce Willis got hitched – CW

Larry Birkhead skanks it up with some cougar - DL

Simon Cowell likes tanning – GB

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are finally engaged – DS

Who’s Katy Perry banging? – BB