Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez at the premiere of “Fast & Furious” held at Cinema Warner Village Moderno

Will someone please tell me why I thought Vin Diesel was hot when he first jumped on the scene? I find him to be repulsive these days! Definitely NOT hot. Maybe it’s the W.C. Fields nose that is killing it, I dunno. Every time I see him I can’t help but wonder if he is the closet, violent gay in that evil blind item!

As for Michelle, yeah, she cleans up nicely, but she could do better. However, this is about as feminine as you’re going to get from her. She’s rad though. We KNOW she’s a violent gay! Don’t mess with Michelle; bitch will kick a man’s ass in a NY minute!

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