Dina Lohan Bought Lindsay Lohan in the Baby Black Market!

It’s been awhile since I have gotten a truly WTF e-mail, but lo and behold, two popped into my inbox recently. I have to admit, they were rather entertaining!

Some freak sent me a couple of e-mails claiming that Lindsay Lohan is his granddaughter, and was born to a 13-year-old mother. (He later says she was fourteen, but who’s counting?) He says his daughter was forced to have a child who was then sold to the Lohan family.

Cray-zay!

Here’s Email #1, which appears to have been originally written to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

GovernorArnold Schwarzenegger
State Capital Building
Sacremento, CA 95814

Re: Ms. Lindsay Lohan

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

Please Sir, I need your help. My thirteen year old daughter was forced to have a child, to be sold to the Lohans in 1986. I had no knowledge of this at the time, I had noticed how very much Lindsay looked like her, when the parent trap came out, but I did not find out for sure, from my daughter, that she was her Mother until last Nov. 08! We had been separated for the last eighteen years, just found her last year with people search. I am a Protestant German from PA, her Mother is Irish Catholic, my child was raised by her, the IRA threaten to kill me, in 1974, if I did not allow the new husband to adopt Cindy. I have informed the New York State Attorney Generals office, I think they have put a wire tap on Cindy’s phone, She is too terrified to talk to law enforcement about this matter,however. Cindy and her daughter, Lindsay Lohan, are innocent victims, and need to be protected from harm. I have sent enclosed letter with photo to my grandchild, as you know however, it can be very difficult to contact someone as famous as Her. Any help you can give in this endeavor will be greatly appreciated, my only wish is to see no harm comes to my daughter or my grandchild. God Bless you Sir!

Thank you,

Edward Williams

Enc: Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Phone 610-377-****
E-mail ****@verizon.net

Wow, huh? Well, it doesn’t end there, there’s another one and it’s even crazier. It’s a little longer, so if you want to read it, continue after the cut.

There was no attachment as the letter states.  Bummer.

Ms Lindsay Lohan
Att. Jason Slone
Sloane, Offer, Webber, Dern

Dear Lindsay,

Hello Lindsay, I have enclosed pictures of my daughter and myself, at her twelfth birthday, and when she was two weeks and nine weeks pregnant with you dear. (Nov. 20, 1983, Oct 13, 1985 and Dec. 7, 1985) Please see Attachment, To whom it may concern. Cindy Ann Bennett now works for J.P. Morgan Chase as an accountant, in lower Manhattan, NY. Her hair was red as in photo with sunglasses, but has now turned light brown. I send you this because you should know who she is, not to be cruel to her or you, I love her very much and wish only the best for both of you. I want nothing from you dear, only to tell you this story so that you will know what has gone on in my and your Mother’s life! I know this is hard to believe, but I swear it is all the truth! Take care Lindsay, God Bless you.

Best wishes,

Edward Williams

Attachment: To whom it may concern
Enclosure: Photos 6
Statement by Edward E. Williams to Family Court of the State of New York

In answer to the false statement of Richard O’Byrne, Dated February 20, 2009, I did call my child, Cindy Bennett, on or about 2/15/09 and left a message for her to please call me when she go a chance. I was not agitated or angry! She called me, and said I am not Lindsay Lohan’s mother, please do not call me again, I never want to see you again. My daughter’s was very angry with me, her mood had changed from our last talk ( Before that call, I had sent her a letter saying I would say I was mistaken about her having gotten pregnant, on or about 10/1/85, and that she was just fat, to get the wire tap off her phone.) I do care that she sold my only grandchild, but I love Cindy and always will no matter what she does,even though it makes me angry. About Richard O’Byrne, He took the phone, after I had spoken with Cindy for twenty minutes, said stop calling my wife, you are crazy, I hung up the phone as I did not want to say anything I would regret later. He called me two minutes later, again said stop calling my wife, I said I just want to know that Cindy is safe and well and that I wanted to meet him, and invited them to come to my home for a visit. He said that was what he wanted, we talked nice like that, but then He said that I had to stop all the crazy talk about Lindsay Lohan being Cindy’s child, I got angry and said in a loud voice “I am not going to let those people get away with what they did to Cindy, you scumbag! Note; See statment about whom has wiretap on phone, at no time did I ever say anything about the CIA, however, except when Cindy and I talked about a converted spy plane, an old russian Jet bomber. That I really, in truth, cannot speak about, but I just said america had converted the plane to a spy plane, nothing about the CIA.
What I said after I had called Cindy at work,(She asked me not to call her at work, so I said OK and hung up) then called that night and said never to call her again,I asked what is wrong doesn’t Richard want to have a German Protestant father-in-law? I, Edward Williams, have never threatened Richard O’Byrne, or Cindy Bennett and my daughter did have a child, that she became pregnant with on or about 10/1/85, and gave birth to on or about 7/1/86! I was in the service during the Vietnam war, but was never in Vietnam, however I did suffer several head wounds serving America, and was discharged under Honorable conditions. I apologize to my son-in-law for calling him a scumbag, as it is possible he does not know about Cindy having a child, when she was only fourteen years old. He did provoke me however, by calling me crazy! They have picked out letters, I have sent that may sound unusual, how can I get her to talk with the NY state Attorney with out upsetting her, attached are all the letters I have sent, except for a birthday card I sent with a gift I had made for Cindy by a goldsmith, she called and said she liked the gift, and we had a very plesant conversation! I feel my son-in-law does not want to have a protestant father-in-law!! I have told Cindy I do not care she sold her child, I do care, but I did not want to upset my child over this matter, or my grandchild, Lindsay has a new cut on her left wrist, I pray she will do herself no further harm! I sent Lindsay’s lawyer photos of Cindy when she was pregnant with Lindsay! Thank You your Honor.

So what I want to know is, is the person who wrote this a serious mental case/stalker who is serious about this, or is it someone just playin’? It sounds to me like it’s someone who is definitely not in their right mind. It’s actually a little freaky…

The Lohan’s bought Lindsay Lohan. How funny is that though? It would actually explain a lot!

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