I am going to have nightmares about Beyonce tonight! – DL

Avril Lavigne drunk and dressed like a 14-year-old – DSF

Lady Gaga shows her behind – BST

Russell Brand joins protesters in London – HM

Trent Reznor pulls an April Fool’s prank – ABH

Kim Kardashian’s April Fools tattoo is hot – RAG

Brad Pitt says, Marry me or else, Angelina! – BSG

What the hell is Paul McCartney’s girlfriend wearing? – Y!

Halle Berry dances with Ellen – POP

Chris Brown loves the ladies – WB

Heidi Montag pulls the oldest April Fool’s trick in the book – AL

Katie Price gets drunk passes out on table – TB

Tori Spelling weighs 98 pounds now? – PB

Heidi Montag’s latest song sucks like you knew it would – EB

Lady Gaga to be on American Idol – AG

Car and Driver fools the masses – BB

Because kilts are hot – CW