To hear that someone is impersonating a celebrity on the internet isn’t that shocking, really.

But for some reason I find this story to be somewhat amusing.

Someone has created a profile for Tommy Lee on MillionaireMatch.com, which is most likely getting tons of response from ladies looking to hook up with the rocker.

A candid photo of Lee sitting in front of his laptop is used as the profile’s pic, and Lee’s supposed ‘handle’ is “d33pthr0at.” Of course it is..

The faux profile describes Lee as “single, Caucasian, drummer, 46, has kids, smokes and drinks regularly, travels a lot.”

From the profile:

“WHAT UP BEAUTIFUL BUNNIES. I’M TOMASS, LOOKING FOR HUNNIES TO PARTY WITH, MOSTLY WEST COAST BUT I TRAVEL THE WORLD SO IF YOU ELSEWHERE, WE COULD STILL CHILL.”

Well, that sounds about right. I’m liking the name “TomAss.” I’m just shocked they didn’t mention the size of his appendage! If I was creating a fake Tommy Lee profile that’s probably ALL I would talk about! That thing probably looks like a horny toad with bumps and warts all over it. Heh.

Tommy’s camp is adamant that the real drummer boy is not looking for babes on the internet. Sorry, hookers. They stated, “Tommy Lee has no knowledge of this website or of this posting.”

Lee is reportedly dating a contestant from “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” at this time. Ha!

On a side note, they should have called the website, “Sugar Daddies and Gold Diggin’ Money Grubbers.” Ya think?

[TMZ]