Levi Johnston is a father?

Egad, that’s frightening. This kid doesn’t seem smart enough to tie his own shoes let alone be a daddy.  (Editor’s Smack: I can see why Bristol won’t let him take the baby, according to Levi on the show.  I wouldn’t leave my baby with someone as dumb as a bowl of rocks!)

In this clip with Tyra (here) Levi adamantly denies that he and Bristol had unprotected sex. You know immediately that he’s lying.

Tyra drills him about it and he finally admits to it… sort of.