Suri Cruise will be better than your kid at everything – DL

Courtney Love is broke wants Kurt’s supposedly missing millions – HM

Megan Fox to play the She-Hulk? – BST

Katie Perry says she chews her birth control pills like candy – UMC

Adriana Lima bikini shoot – Y!

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline caught in bed? – PB

Worst movie tag line ever – ABH

Ryan Phillippe is smoking – RAG

Kendra Wilkinson is armed and dangerous – WB

Samantha Ronson is not getting restraining order against Lindsay after all – POP

Keanu Reeves vs. Adrien Brody, battle of the beards – A!

Look! A little white kid who can dance! – CR

Coleen Rooney is pregnant  – AL

I hear Sarah Michelle Geller is a real witch so I don’t care – VIP

Kate Moss to pen a cookbook? -AG