ILVTOFU license plate banned, but it’s not what you think! – DL

Fan gives Enrique Iglesias a used tampon – HM

Newsman in Turkey does blackface for Obama, wtf! – DSF

Lady Gaga is geometric – BST

Pete Wentz parties with strippers, and there are pics – WB

Keanu Skeeves! – ABH

I refuse to write about these two attention whores anymore – B3

Justin Gaston has gotten Miley Cyrus closer to God – EB

Ed Westwick is porking out – TB

American Idol recap – BBB

Samantha Ronson and Benji Madden have lunch – POP

Pet Shop Boys won’t change their name for PETA – GB

Emtourage on location – NMF

Pink and Carey Hart are working it out – DL

Spencer and Heidi makeout for you – PB