Holy make-up poisoning! – DL

Ryan Seacrest has a hot new beard! – BST

Matthew McConaughey in yet another romantic comedy – ABH

The sparkling wine that Paris Hilton endorsed fails miserably – WB

Phil Spector finally found guilty – DS

Miranda Kerr in her underwear – UMC

Heidi Montag’s shameless new video – DSF

Lindsay still drinking, Samantha still gloating – CW

Cassie shaves half her head! – POP

Gwyneth Paltrow has rats – GB

Jason Priestly is having another baby – BSG

Your business card is crap! – CR

Kate Beckinsale makes a hot rabbit – TB

For those who dig House music – PB