When Linda Hogan, a woman who never worked a day in her life, knew her marriage was over, she figured she would try and take as much as she could with her when she left.

She started spending money like crazy – upwards of $40,000 a month. She had forced her husband out of the home that he had paid millions for. She found herself a boytoy, a 19-year-old beach bum that she paraded around town and moved into the house.

All this according to her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, who says he now understands how O.J. Simpson killed his wife in a jealous rage. The ex-wrestler says his patience has been tested at times and it’s left him reeling.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife.

I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Well daddy Hulk, aren’t you also dating your daughter’s twin? Ok, so she’s not 19, (how old is she?) but still, you were dating her before Linda was dating whatshisface.

Not that I am condoning what Linda did. She was a gold digger from day one, way back when. Now that she has the money, she can hookup with any wet-behind-the-ears schmuck with a big, well you know.

Sadly (or not), Hulk will pay for her and her manboy to travel around, drink umbrella drinks and sleep in satin sheets for the rest of his life.

[NYP]