Michael at DListed is f***ing hilarious! – DL

Lady Gaga taped nipples – DSF

Kim Kardashian works that booty out – BST

Lindsay Lohan pics from 2006 – UMC

Should this be used to sedate children or thrill ravers? – ABH

This is why Drew Barrymore is my girl crush – GB

Teefs and Tats Patridge! HA! – BBB

Tori Spelling and her spare parts – WB

Kelly Clarkson sings the National Anthem – POP

When Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend shakes she sure gets funky – HM

Gwyneth Paltrow dishes up her own blind item! – CW

Whose hot tummy? – PB

Heidi Klum is preggers – GS

Awhhh…someone kiss her! – AG

John Madden is retiring – DS

I knew that DOminos moron would get busted. How stupid are some people? – BB

The future of film! – CR