Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know a lot of you out there just adore Bey and her music, but I think she is overrated – and Howard Stern has proven it!
Listen to the audio clip of Beyonce singing “If I Were a Boy” here, you are going to die laughing!
Stern & co. played this awesome audio clip of Beyonce warming up before her appearance on the Today Show.
This is raw, unedited Beyonce, without all those funky ass filters and production clean ups. Talk about pitchy! Bitch CANNOT sing on key!
Proof that A LOT of singers these days DO NOT have what it takes to perform live. That’s why they don’t, they lip-sync their pre-recorded crap! If you have “the look” they will MAKE you a star, whether you can sing or not.
If you liked that clip you will love the one I posted of Britney awhile back, she is a terrible singer as well. Seriously bitches, I think I can sing these two under the table!
I love Howard’s snickering throughout the clip too because I was doing the exact same thing!
P.S. Yes, I know Milli Vanilli lip synced to someone else’s voice, but damn, this is just as bad!
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Talent or no talent, wtf is going on with the side of her face? It looks like she forgot to wash off a patch of a facial peel-off mask.
Ha! That is an old pic (a year or two?) of her with too much wig glue on!! Nice huh? I love having real hair! lol
I love me some Beyonce…so it makes me sad to know that she can’t sing…she was one person who i thought actually had talent!. But yeah it sucks nowadays where anyone can be a singer. It unfortunantly is all about looks and image. Kinda sad
ouchie! my poor ears!
Auto-Tune has ruined most of the music industry. They sound awful with or without it.
I hope that it’s a fad and in the future we look back and laugh wondering what they were thinking.
Is she wearing a wig?
whats with them horrid wrinkles on the side of her head?
Ewww…
What is that scrunched up thing on her face?? Wrinkle tape??
lol, you guys aren’t reading the previous comments, it’s WIG GLUE!
Gross, huh?
And Obscura, so, so TRUE! I hate all the synthesized sounding voices! WTF happened to real music?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/22/beyonces-dad-was-right-hoax-hoax-hoax/
TMZ cleared her. This was a hoax.
I heard her warming up at Disney for the Xmas parade in 2006. She’s not as perfect as her records, but she isn’t anywhere near bad.
I’m sure that most pop musics is altered, and I love Howard, but I’m not so sure this is really Beyonce.
Rolling Stone (generally trustworthy) said this: http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/04/22/beyonce-calls-today-show-singing-scandal-ridiculous/
And EW (celebrity whores, like myself) issued a retraction:
http://music-mix.ew.com/2009/04/beyonces-today.html
ps: don’t know what’s up with my previous post — It looks like some crazy auto response, but the links are real to articles about the Beyonce recording.
pps: SPICY, it is so nice to see you responding to comments, I really wish you would weigh in more often.
- K*