I’m in Love.



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  • Peregrina

    Ha! An “obnoxiousmoronophobe”!

    That’s me!

  • Nickolas

    BRILLIANT!! Perfectly articulated! BRAVO!

  • Jinxy McD

    Thank you for sharing that. Mario, Perez Hilton is gay but even in Hollywood he can’t get laid (without a cash transaction on SM Blvd) he’s so vile – someone of the dopes like Paris Hilton curry favor with him so he won’t write mean things but she hates him so much. All of the celebrities hate him. It’s easier to act nice for a hot 5 minutes and blow him off when Perez sees them in public than risk him putting dots on your face.

    He’s a total tool. I love the story about his big opening at Hot Topic and no one showed up, his mother and sister were there and one of them (his mother) hadn’t bathed in a month so she stunk up the place and the manager was walking the mall trying to get people to come into the store to meet Perez and is stinkbomb mother, no takers – what did Perez do, he blubbered like a baby, he cried because his fweelings was all hurty.

    He’s not even writing the blog anymore he’s got a few people on staff doing the grunt work and he cashes the checks. Don’t feed the troll, stop going by his site and the funds will dry up. He’s the queen of the fly over states. He doesn’t deserve what he’s been given, he’s evil.

  • Prissy Chick

    Note to Perez:

    Trying to bully people into your way of thinking will blow up in your face. Just ask Rosie O’Donnell.

  • http://celebritysmackblog.com Spicy

    Jinxy, I agree 100%. He doesn’t deserve what he has. He preaches so much that people should not hate but he is a major hater whose only intentions are always self serving. Sadly he is laughing his way to the bank. Yeah, he hasn’t written for his blog in ages. People need to stop inviting him to appear on their reality shows, asking his opinion and visiting his site. He’s a mean spirited asshole who, I hope, gets busted for tax evasion someday..

  • Michelle

    HAHAHA!!! This guy is hilarious!! I love him! He’s hot too. ;)

  • http://busybeeblogger.com busybee

    Cute, funny, and articulate? I’m in love, too!

  • http://earsucker.com Roberta

    Wow, I think I’m in love too….freaking genius!!

  • Jilana

    Oh, it’s so beautiful. This guy has absolutely made my entire month, just knowing there are people out there like this.

  • H

    Sadly, years ago, I turned all of my friends on to Perez. Now we all can’t stand him. I have many reasons, but making fun of Billy Joel’s daughter was prob the greatest reason. On my way to work each day I listen to a SF radio station where the morning guys are gay (and flipp’n HILARIOUS). They were going off on Perez and the Miss CA thing…and telling everyone to stay off his website and that he is NOT a spokesperson for gays.
    If the gays in SF media don’t support Perez….what kind of gay following does he have?
    A bunch of closeted Hollywood gays who are afraid he’ll out them?












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