Christina Aguilera is NOT looking good these days! – BST

Does this dress make my ass look fat? – ABH

They’re celebrities? Then get me the funk outta here! – BSG

Kate Winslett talks about bullies growing up – WB

OMG no-wash underwear?! – OMG

Dita Von Teese always looks good – PB

Simon and Paula in love? – GB

Pete Doherty might have swine flu? – HM

After filing for divorce in 2007 and then deciding to not go through with it, Sean Penn, 48, and Robin Wright, 43, might really be done this time.

Penn filed for legal separation with joint custoody of their two children. He filed the papers last week.

I know a lot of people don’t like Sean Penn but I love the guy. Seriously, one of the greatest actors of all time. You can’t dispute that! I finally saw Milk this last weekend and LOVED it. If you haven’t seen it, rent it tonight!

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High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens knows se has a killer body, but there is one thing about herself that she likes to laugh about.

Her big toe.

The actress says that she thinks her best feature is her strong, sex legs, but adds that her big toe is so large it is almost laughable.

“I have really strong legs. I inherited them from my dad, who has tree stumps for legs. I’ve got big calves that look good. When I wear heels, it looks like I’ve worked out my legs a lot, which is why I love them.

I also have a big, big, big toe. I call it my goat toe. I can climb anything.”

Baaaaa! Ok, let’s see for ourselves…

Looks fine to me! They have nothing on Paris Hilton’s long finger-like size 12 bird feet!

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Mel Gibson and new girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva attended the X-Men Origins: Wolverine screening in Los Angeles last night.

This is the first public appearance for the couple since Gibson’s wife filed for divorce two weeks ago.

Mel’s publicist says that he is happy in his new relationship with the Russian singer, 39. “Mel has been single for almost three years and it’s nice to see him getting out and enjoying himself.”

A source says, “They came in quietly and as under-the-radar as they could and they were pretty low-key. Mel seemed very comfortable.”

Gibson and estranged wife, Robyn Denise Moore, have seven children together and have been married since 1980. The couple went their own ways three years ago.

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You totally heard it here FIRST!

Kathy Ireland told me last night that Elizabeth Taylor is on Twitter!

She said that Liz quietly signed up for the social networking site without hardly anyone knowing and adds that Liz isn’t looking for attention and doesn’t want to make a stink about it, but I nearly fell over when I found out!

Kathy also said that Liz LOVES interacting with fans (as many of us already know) and would love to hear from her fans.

THE Elizabeth Taylor! Wow, a legend, an icon and definitely one of the most gorgeous women to ever walk this planet!

So of course I befriended her, and as of last night she only had about 225 followers.

Liz is so wonderful, she is a very kind woman who does a lot to help people, even in her later years.

This is the real deal kids! Follow Liz at @DameElizabeth on Twitter!

(Aren’t following Spicy yet? Add me too! @spicypants)

Lindsay Lohan strolls around the swimming pool at the Wailea Beach Marriott Resort & Spa.

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Deborra-Lee Furness is an Australian actress, director and producer born in 1955.

She is also married to the “World’s Sexiest Man,” Hugh Jackman!

From wikipedia:

Furness is a graduate of the American Academy of Dramatic Arts New York. She met actor Hugh Jackman when they co-starred on the Australian series Correlli in 1995, and the couple married in February 1996. They have adopted two children: Oscar Maximilian Jackman, born 15 May 2000, and Ava Eliot Jackman, born 10 July 2005.

Furness is also a partner in the production company Jackman founded with John Palermo, Seed Productions.

In 2000 Furness was nominated for the Best Performance by an Actress in a Guest Role in a Television Drama award at the Australian Film Institute awards.

In 2006 the Australian Film Institute nominated Furness as Best Supporting Actress for her role in Ray Lawrence’s Jindabyne. She lost to Susie Porter for The Caterpillar Wish. Furness won the same award however at the Film Critics Circle of Australia awards.

Is Tupac Shakur alive thirteen years after his supposed death?

TMZ wants you to think so. I just got an email from them with the subject line, “Tupac Is Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!“

Haha, don’t we wish.

These photos were shot of a man resembling Tupac Shakur in a club in New Orleans last weekend. I hope TMZ is kidding because even though the unidentified man does resemble the greatest rapper ever known, it is SO obviously not him.

Love me some Tupac though! Wesssside!