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Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Princess Leia Gold pillow fight – ABH

Jordan goes back to pimpin’ herself out – HM

Gemma Atkinson bikini – BST

Sheryl Crow does Sesame Street – A!

Billy Crystal on The Tonight Show – DS

Angelina Jolie injured, let’s all freak out – BSG

Regina Spektor new video – PB

Clay Aiken vs. Adam Lambert, drama queens! – WB

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Candy Spelling = PIG

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Candy Spelling once again blaming everything wrong in her world on her daughter, Tori Spelling.

Now the filthy-rich old hen is blaming the death of her husband on Tori.

In a recent radio interview Candy did not sugar-coat her claim at all. She said it as a sort of matter-of-fact:

“It was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. You know, He had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

It’s not like the bitch has done enough damage to her daughter, right? I swear to God, if there is one bitch who karma needs to go funk up, it’s Candy Spelling.

As I have told you before, after reading Tori’s book I feel for that girl. I cannot even imagine having a mother so incredibly mentally abusive, cold and selfish. She actually seems to take pleasure in telling the world what a f*** up she thinks her daughter is.

Sadly, Candy is just a shell of a person with lots of material things on the outside but nothing but emptiness and loneliness on the inside. She will die lonely.

Someone buy this bitch a pintata or something. She needs to take it out on someone/thing other than her daughter. Or better yet, stuff an apple in the pig’s mouth to shut her up.

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Melissa Weber, Queens Teacher Having Sex with Student [PHOTO]

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Melissa Weber, a social studies teacher at a Queens middle school, has been arrested for having sex with one of her students.

Weber, 27, began seducing the 14-year-old boy beginning on April 13th and it continued until May 14th. Within that time the pair met on seven different occasions.

Their secret was discovered after the boy’s mother, a PTA member, overheard a rumor about her son and the teacher possibly having sexual relations. The mother looked through her son’s cell pone and discovered numerous text messages from Weber. One of the messages asked the boy to erase what she had sent him for fear of her losing her teaching license or going to jail.

Thursday morning mom marched her son into the police department with the phone evidence in hand.

Weber is now in jail and is waiting to be arraigned on charges of rape and sexual abuse. If convicted she faces up to seven years in prison.

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Russell Brand Sex Machine, Would You?

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Russell Brand the infamous womanizer who brags about bedding thousands of women…would you hit it?

Seriously, I dunno, he is funny and sometimes clever, but there is nothing hot about this guy! How he bags so many women is a mystery to me. Seriously, he would be like screwing Phineas T. Freakears of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. (I realize many of you are too young to realize who I referring to, Google or Wiki it, it’s funny.)

So, my point is, would you hit Russell the Muscle? I’m not here to judge, but as for me, HELL to the NO!

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Russell Brand filming ‘Get Him To The Greek’, 5/28/09.

Photograph: Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

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Adam Lambert Gay? DUH!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Is or isn’t American Idol’s Adam Lambert gay? Well, if you can’t figure it out, you’re a moron.

I mean jeezus people, this is getting ridiculous.

We all know that Adam Lambert is gay, even those of you with poor gaydar, so why won’t the media shut the funk up about it already? It’s like they won’t drop it until he “comes out”, meaning he admits it publicly, on record. The thing is, Adam has never been “in” the closet! And we don’t need Kara DioGuardi to tell us that.

Good for him for not feeling as though he has to discuss his sexuality with the press. He shouldn’t HAVE to!

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In Living Color: Jamie Foxx as Wanda – 90s Flashback!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

I Love the 90s!

In Living Color was the quintessential 90s pop culture, humor, fashion and music show all wrapped into one.

There are so many awesomely funny characters from this show that I think I will maybe post a few of these videos in the next couple weeks.

Keenen Ivory Wayans (and fam), Jim Carrey (he went by “James” back then), Jamie Foxx, David Alan Grier, and of course, The Fly Girls all made this show one of the best and certainly ahead of it’s time.

Here is a clip of Jamie Foxx as Wanda, the incredibly ugly, cross-eyed, masculine sex freak. I like to say this is when he was cool, humble and hilarious.

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Noemi Letizia PICTURES

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Noemi Letizia and Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi are thought to possibly be having an affair.

The billionaire, 72, bought the 18-year-old model a gold and diamond necklace for her birthday last week. However, he has denied any inappropriate relationship with the girl, even saying that he will resign if caught lying.

I don’t know much about this story, but I do know that men normally don’t give gold and diamonds to women who aren’t their wife – unless they’re screwing them.

Nice chola eyebrows, bitch.

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Psycho BFF Links

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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Paris Hilton at the Fifi Awards – BST

Ashton and Demi snub Simon Cowell – HM

Robert Pattinson without a shirt – ABH

New Kanye West video – BB

Tom Sizemore is in trouble again – CW

Britney Spears’ new perfume ad – OMG

Eva Herzigova without makeup – EB

Viva la Viral mashup – PB

J. Lo is jealous of Marc’s ex-wife – GB

Bijou Phillips cheated on her dude with a chick – TB

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Nude Madonna Painting Up for Bid [PHOTO]

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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Scottish artist Peter Howson’s portrait of pop star Madonna and with husband Guy Ritchie is being sold by a private collector.

The piece isn’t very flattering and Madge and Guy were said to be livid when it was unveiled in 2007.

The artwork is set to fetch $35,000 when it goes under the hammer at McTear’s auction house in Glasgow on Saturday, May 30.

[Photograph: Graeme Hunter, Pacificcoastnews.com]

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