A little hamster with really big balls! – DL

Reebok’s are still fug – BST

Worst incognito ever, HUGH! – HM

Barbarella is dead – ABH

The secret loves of closeted gay politicians – PB

Paula Abdul admits she loves pills, shocks no one – GB

My guess is definitely Gwen Stefani, she did a friend of mine once, uh-huh. – DL

Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear ad – BSG

The fake bisexual gets fake married – WB