David Beckham has yet another Armani ad coming out, and I say big deal.

If you have seen one you have seen them all. I think he is only doing these ads for his gays! He’s working that rope like a mighty big penis. Or two penises.

I don’t know, Becks just doesn’t do it for me. He’s boring. There’s no depth there. He and Posh both seem like society-created beings. No personalities, no emotion . . merely mannequin models of clothing and hairstyles.