Chantelle houghton is stacked – BST

Karl Lagerfeld is an old dusty prick! – HM

Pete Doherty arrested for the 2nd time this week, dammit, Pete! – ABH

Meg Ryan finds love – BB

Funniest thing I read all day. – OMG

Jordin Sparks new video – PB

Real Housewives of OC lost footage – BSG

Usher and Tameka divorcing – DS