Gawd I hate Gene Simmons.
The prick who can’t get enough of himself – or his money – made an appearance on Fox News and surprisingly shut up about himself long enough to discuss somebody else. That person was Adam Lambert. Oh, lucky Adam.
Adam performed with KISS earlier this year on American Idol.
After listening to Gene ramble on about himself for sometime, the interviewer asks him what is was like performing with Adam on the show. Gene takes immediate offense, correcting her, “How was it like for him to perform with us, you mean?”
Typical Gene. He then goes on to say how he thinks Adam will do well in the industry but adds,
“…but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences, we, America, and the rest of the world, doesn’t really doesn’t care. I mean, if the story becomes ‘I prefer farm animals,’ it’s like, who cares? Be quiet about what you do indoors and go sing.”
The interviewer cracked me up. She handled Gene quite well. After Gene said what he had to say about Adam, he says “You agree with me!”
She responded with: “I agree with everything you have to say because you’re the guest on my show!”
Ha! Telling it like it is.
As repetitive and narcissistic as Gene is, you have to give him credit for slipping those KISS plugs in a billion times per interview. In that short amount of time, he managed to plug his reality show, a film he is producing, an upcoming KISS album, a 60-city tour, his marketing company that is involved with Indy Car racing, KISS perfume, and even KISS caskets.
Gah, STFU already!
Anyhow, Adam is sure getting everyone’s panties in a bunch. By everyone I mean big gnarly rock stars like Rob Zombie. Oh wait, he’s not big, he’s like 5′2″. Serious, and that was in outrageously tall platform boots..
Rob took a hit at Lambert the other day, saying he was nothing compared to the likes of, say, Mick Jagger:
“I’m sure Adam can f–king sing 10 times better than Mick Jagger, but who gives a s–t. He ain’t f–king Mick Jagger. You know what I mean? There are probably a million guitar players in the world better than Keith Richards, but they ain’t f–king Keith Richards!”
True, but he’s good enough to have you all talking about him!
[MJ]














How about following your own sage advice and STFU about your own sex life. That crap you spew about the bible saying that a man should cast his seed around among the masses of woman is just that CRAP. You are just another man who was reaching for an accuse not too “cleave only onto her” and just wanted to be a man whore, your no different the the likes of Paris Hilton and others of her ilk. I figure jealousy will not allow it though, your just pissed and got your panties in a knot because he is younger and got on Rolling Stone without even having to release so much as a single to get. When you have to cut yourself up at almost sixty to get that “SEXY BACK” just get over it, pass the torch, and do it with dignity.
Opps, Spicy sorry but I did not read most of your post before I jumped in with the panties comment which seemed appropriate to toss in there as was the STFU part.. The Bible quote he is using to his advantage means to cast his seed not to grab a rubber every chance he gets. Which he has to have done otherwise after several thousand conquests he would be strutting on stage for child support money, and eaten up by every STD know to man kind and maybe a few not yet discovered. Read your entire post BTW, ROTFLMAO.
Gene, I feel sorry for you. You have given Adam the upper hand stupid.