With Spicy now out of the picture and on vacation, please allow The Infamous Billy The Kidd to properly introduce himself. Yo, this is The Infamous Billy The Kidd. Now that the formalities are out of the way, it’s time to get down to real business.
Starting Monday, The Kidd will be taking over Celebrity Smack! for a week, as Spicy gets some rest and relaxation and recharges the batteries and all that other stuff. I’ll be taking it another level that might shock you… it might awe you… it might even cause you to wet your pants (they don’t call me Infamous for nothing). So buckle up your seat belts, strap on your helmet, take care of whatever safety precautions you deem necessary, because next week is going to be one wild ride.
Before we get started, I’d just like to lay down some ground rules though, so you know what to expect from me.
First, I was going to reassure you that there would be no mention of Jon, of Kate, or any of their eight, but unfortunately they have some big announcement planned (**cough**divorce**cough**), so The Kidd will have to suck it up for at least one day of pure unadulterated ridicule for whatever it is they have to say. But, there are a few other policies and procedures we will be following:
- There will be no mention of Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt, unless Heidi is molested by a pack of horny, rabid bunny rabbits or Spencer dies.
- You are guaranteed at least one story about Megan Fox. Even if she yawns, that’s news-worthy, and such a monumental event will be given the proper coverage.
- You will probably learn more about my wang than you ever could have imagined you would, considering we did just meet. However, I’m comfortable with it, so you might as well get used to it, too.
- This will be edgy. It will be in-your-face. There are no rules. There is no filter, and, last but not least, there will be no mercy (okay, I lied… I’m not supposed to drop the F-word, but I guess that’s more of a guideline than a rule, so nevermind).
So, sit back and enjoy yourselves, because, for the next week, Celebrity Smack! is about to get INFAMOUS.
Looking forward to every bit of it!! Except the penis stuff maybe
I’m cool with the wang.
can’t wait to see what you have in store for us!!
Omg Billy, LOVE your f***ing intro! Yeah, the site is your playground for the next week. And after reading this, I am completely convinced you are going to rock the house. THANK YOU my friend, for kicking ass while I’m gone!
- SPICY xxoo
sounds like fun! now if only you would write something else.
According to popular opinion.. now a wang is just a wang.. [proven by Chas/Chaz] so get over your special ego complex. j/k
You’re F**cking Awesome!
Love your stuff;)
Thanks for the compliments, everyone. I must say they are well-deserved, and indeed I am pretty awesome. In case you haven’t already, be sure to check out my own site, and keep coming back for more. I appreciate it, but not nearly as much as you all appreciate The Kidd. Please, by all means, don’t let me interrupt the praise.