Supermodel Heidi Klum is getting her very own Barbie doll.  This September, Mattel will be releasing a series of Blonde Ambition Barbies, which will include one to look exactly like Klum if she was only about 12 inches tall and made of plastic. The Blonde Ambition Collection is a series that celebrates iconic blondes in fashion and entertainment.

At least this should make things a little bit easier to clean up than trying to wash off those magazine pages.

Nevermind. I forgot. It isn’t worth going back to the Dream House, in the pink Corvette, to try to get into Heidi Klum Barbie’s pants, when there’s nothing in those pants I can actually get into. Son of a…!!!

No, I don’t play with dolls in that way. That would be gross. Now, action figures on the other hand… I hope you’re ready for a wonderful evening, Optimus Prime.