The MuchMusic Video Awards went down in Toronto last night, and The Kidd would report on the winners, but I can’t lend any credibility to an awards ceremony that gives a trophy to Nickelback for anything besides “Band That Sucks The Most.”

However, Lady GaGa did take to the stage to perform, where she proceeded to shoot sparks from her boobs. At least now we can say she is talented at something, because not everyone has the ability to fire pyrotechnics from their nipples like she can. I would say this would be cooler than sharks with laser beams attached to their frickin’ heads, but then I remember that I actually have more practical use for the sharks than I do for Lady GaGa’s breasts.

Let this also be a lesson to those of you out there who may happen to use the restroom after Lady GaGa – please, for your safety, wipe the toilet seat down. After all, if it can spread to her boobage, it can spread to you.